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**Renamed** The Official Joke Thread
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Should Smoke add a joke section?
Heck Yeah!!!
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Naaa People Would Abuse It.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:00 am    Post subject: **Renamed** The Official Joke Thread Reply with quote

Does anyone else think SmokemUp could benefit from a section dedicated to jokes?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke Section? Reply with quote

nwcc wrote:
Does anyone else think SmokemUp could benefit from a section dedicated to jokes?


How the heck did I miss this post? Too late to poll but a good idea! Laughing Laughing

Like why do the Taliban want to kill us?

Answer) Most of us like women! Surprised
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke Section? Reply with quote

I thought that one would read the big signs before breaking and entering. But I guess I'm wrong.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19877581/
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you chew the imaginary gum you have a problem! I worked with a guy that had that problem! What a pita is all I can say!!!!Nope. CRS is what I say!!!!!!!!!! Shocked Looser!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

three guys were arguing over who was the most intoxicated the night before...
first guy says "i was so drunk, when i got home last night i immediately blew chunks"
second guy says "thats nothing, i was so wasted, i left the bar and plowed my car into a tree"
third guy says "i was hammered, i went home and started a fight with the wife that was so bad she threw everything i own out onto the lawn and kicked me out of the house"
the first guy, looking a bit puzzled says "you dont understand, chunks is my DOG!!!!!"



















yeah, probably gonna get in trouble for this one Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing A guy that worked for me about 10 years ago told me that one after he got out of jail for the weekend. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke Section? Reply with quote

nwcc wrote:
I thought that one would read the big signs before breaking and entering. But I guess I'm wrong.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19877581/


Another good one was the theft of wiring from a PG&E power pole last winter! The cops followed the tracks in the snow to the car?
Pretttttty much a fart smeller and not a smart feller! Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can a cow jump higher than a house?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. Houses can't jump!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why does a chicken coop have two doors ?


because if it had four doors it would be a SEDAN.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

10sec.et wrote:
why does a chicken coop have two doors ?


because if it had four doors it would be a SEDAN.


And you have an Elephant to raise from that coop! Embarassed Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uuuuhhhhhh guys, from those last few jokes, I can see why Smoke has elected to NOT have a joke section. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you save a boy scout from drowning?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take your foot off his head!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knarley Darley wrote:
Take your foot off his head!


Stop puttttting your size 14 on my head dammit! Laughing Laughing
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